December 10, 2021
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No Clue
By Ian Elroy OgonjiThose rumours had it that the guy would walk into the bathroom with an empty bucket and come out with a bucket-full of shopping.
Those rumours had it that the guy would walk into the bathroom with an empty bucket and come out with a bucket-full of shopping.
Another one would unbutton his shirt and show us where the girl he approached wrote her number; on the chest, near the heart.
I was just wondering what an entrancing girl like her was doing in such a setting – she should have been on the runway sashaying that glam or somewhere pausing for some magazine photos.
I know you love me darling,And I have no doubt over that,But the icing sugar is too much,The spices exceeds…
Conductors can be comedians at times – they see you talking to someone in the matatu and assume you are paying her fare. The trap is when you give him say a Ksh 500 note and he goes, “wawili?” How on earth do you have to put someone in that rock-and-rock situation.
I found a home,home sweet home,under the bridge. Its free,We are free,We eat by the bin,and work through the chin,its…
Back in the days, the good old daysWhen I would walk barefootCovered in a mere leso and I didn’t careWhen…
Son of Chief Warûingî,your father is the Lion!From the mountain of Njahî to the Hills with Mbirûirûand from the mountain…
Who said men ain’t aggressive when they want something? Steave proved it all he knew what he wanted and was willing to go through all odds to get it.
I wonder how some of you felt the first touch of deep affection in high school or campus. Was I…