BREAKING THE ICE

You see the most attractive woman/man walking just ten feet in front of you, you want to go talk to her, but anxiety strikes and get caught in your head trying to think of the perfect thing to say. Well, brothers and sisters,I got you. Here are some of the best pickup lines out here:

The insurance line
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.(cheeky,right)

The Angel line
Somebody better call God,because he’s missing an angel. (This actually works folks)

The extinction line
Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist right?

The eye line
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off of you.

The kissing line
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

The ME line
You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

“You dig?” line
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.

The name line
What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

The refine line
I don’t think I want to have babies now, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

The telekinesis line
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

The traffic line
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

The cute line.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

The breaking the ice line
Do you know much a polar bear weighs? [No, how much?] Enough to break the ice…hello, I’m (insert your name here)(genius).

The burning line
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set me on fire.

The drink line
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

The need line
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces.

The health line
You know,rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications like headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

The interview line
I’m writing an article on the finer things in life, would you mind an interview?

And lastly but not the least of course,

The are you line
Are you French? Because maDAMN!