Comic strip Thursday

I figured with sister Rona stressing y’all up that you deserve a laugh or two. Here are some of the most hilarious jokes out there. Laugh out loud.

The police man and the chicken

A police man went to a kuku joint and kept staring at a roasted chicken,the man selling the kuku noticed this and asked the police man if he wanted some, the police man then replied “sharrap!” I’m arresting this chicken for immoral dressing.

Brain got jokes

Imagine you entered an exam hall and your brain whispered to you “I will be outside waiting for you”.

The non-smokers

Those who don’t smoke don’t make sense just like don’t smoke spelt backwards is “ekoms t’nod” it doesn’t make sense, more weed please.

Take a deep breath,just do it

Guys have you ever mistakenly zipped your trouser together with your cassava? How sweet was it??

It ain’t the rope,nope

Stop blaming the rope for being too short, instead blame the well for being too deep.

Come on man, it’s matrix

She invited you for her matrix and you are going with condoms. May thunder fire that your lower region.

The “boss”
Smoking weed before going to work is extremely dangerous, I almost sacked my boss.

The blind

When people say they can’t see anything in you, hug them and say“life is difficult for the blind”.

Love hole

Some of us Nobody loves us at all even if we run to the top of a mountain & shout I love you
The echo will even reply”you’re mad ooh”

What’s up with you man?

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?

What?

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’

It’s a high wall, you dig?

Did you guys hear the joke about the high wall? It’s hilarious,I’m trying to get over it.

I hope that got you laughing for a while. Same time,same place next Thursday.