THE REASON WHY YOU FIND YOURSELF SINGLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY DESPITE HAVING A LOVER!

Do you have your Valentine? I bet yes, Is she or he as ready as you are for that lovey-dovey day? I bet maybe.

Well, relationship is a two way traffic. You give I give, you love I love back, you show affection, I double that, but not you cheat , I cheat.

Most Couples break up around this season, yes, the Valentine’s season. The elephant in the room uses the door of infidelity. An enormous percentage of guys have multiple lovers. He shares the affection amongst the soulmates and when it comes to this red day, he is forced to turn down Alice, Sharon, Kayline and Faith so that he may spend all his salary and time on Brenda.

Before the 14th, in this case the D-day, the four other ‘soulmates’ (who apparently don’t know each other) will be up on his WhatsApp, Facebook timeline and gram DM ticketing their most fleshy-seductive photos in the pursuit to win the 14th treatment.

The guy, let’s call him Brayo, won’t seem to give a hoot since he has already accomplished his ‘errand’ on the four pretty ‘slayqueens’ and he’s up on his business chasing a new honey comb.

While Alice seem to think he is the main, Sharon already took the wife roles; always there to put down the slayqueen crown and get to washing dishes, Brayo’s baggy trousers and even the boxers. Kayline is chilled coz she thinks she already earned the heart of brayo and that it’s his time to do the chase (how mistaken), while Faith is the team leader in ubering nudes in Brayo’s DM.

In as much as Brenda is promised the heaven and the whole galaxy, she is completely unaware of the other four deputies.

On the 14th, Brayo goes offline, and tells Brenda to meet him up at Sancara before they head on a spendthrift adventure. Meanwhile, the quadro-deputies keep on calling but the response is as annoying as “sorry, the mobile subscriber cannot be reached.”

Four girls who had plans for this big day now are compelled to laze around in bed, eyes glued on their laptops as they watch an entire 91-episodes series in a day.

Your friends won’t show you genuinely, but the truth is they will internally guffaw at your situation (especially if you are the ‘my boyfriend bought me this’ ‘my boyfriend took me wherever’ type) but camouflage their face with compassionate Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes about love and relationships towards you.

Before the 14th, know your position. You might be her Main chick but she is someone’s else’s Main nigga! Think!

But then back to my first paragraph, relationship is a two way traffic, you cheat, I cheat, how about that?

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