FIVE COMMON CHARACTERS IN CAMPUSJune 8, 2020
What is life without some characters in campus? There are all ilks of characters in campus, like literally all. This is that peculiar stage where you decide whether to focus on your life or dismantling the walls of your dreams. Here are the top five common characters that you will never miss in any campus:
1. THE NIGHT LIFE WIZARDS
These are those who yearn for friday to knock at their door. They are the optimists who see the weekend being so close to monday, and monday being a million miles away from the weekend. Any friday in any campus is a ‘dundaing’ day. Whether it’s raining spikes , or sun-shining fire, the club must recognise these crew. They club on fridays, throw an overnight bash that flips from Saturday to sunday then miss the monday morning classes. What a life!
2. THE SMART DRUGGIES
Unlike the night life wizards, these ones are never patient for the weekend. They will get a hide out in the school compound then partake their business. They are the notorious class skivers. They will skive classes the whole semester but still scoop good grades; this weed must be having some extra intellect spices in it!
3.THE COOL KIDS
These ones came to flex their wealth. They won’t disturb your peace directly, but believe me you, you will get tired of the braggadocio in them. They will cruise to school in their folks autos and make sure you have noticed them stepping down in their newest pair of balenciaga, offwhite denim matched with an equivalent offwhite sweatpant. Wait, of course you can’t ignore the fake halfly-brown-dyed dreadlocks on their head!
4.THE GIRLFRIEND SNATCHERS
This is just a polite way of refering to “fuckboys.” These is a category that came to school to shag, when the rest of us came to only hug. Pray to God you don’t get this ilk as your roommate, ’cause the number of exiles that you will get will even exceed the number of classes attended in a semester.
5. THE STUDENTS
This is the ilk that must have taken heed of the advice from their folks. The focused gang. They will attend all the lectures, visit the library and even vie for school government seats. They will accept exiles, refuse night lifes and friendzone (and sometimes sibling-zone) all their female/male friends. They inspire us. The role models. We all aspire to be like them, but the way satan is winking at us…