POLITE NOTICE TO MARRIED MEN! LEAVE OUR YOUNG LADIES ALONE!

It’s not always my thing to go hard on people, but excuse me!

“I wish I met you before I met my wife.” That is a scam-phrase that circumferences the young ladies into the married men bandwagon.

First of all, how do you put you (refering to the unidentified lady) and wife in the same sentence, I mean, that’s already a sign that you wanna cheat, or you are already doing it.

And secondly, I will come to it, wait.

Married men have gone too far with their vintage, rather old school vibes which are surprisingly working on this fine, curvy and apparently educated young ladies.

Secondly, now, these ladies don’t want to get married to you. Register that in your wits. They want to see how empty your pocket can get for her. she wants to live like Evelyn (the campus richkid) or like hudda monroe or maybe be a kenyan Khardasian, how sad.

Thirdly, ladies, neither do this old folks want to marry you. They want to use you. They are only after one mission, y’all know which don’t act dumb here.

It so looks like both parties are aware of the above two paragraphs, or so I presume.

Ladies, We understand y’all need money.
Men, we understand you ‘can’t live on bread alone’

But, you young lady, how will your mom feel when she gets wind that you have this pot-bellied, grey-haired and wealthy man who is spoiling you both financially and mentally (like, literally messing up with your normal lifestyle, you dig? Am just trying to be soft enough not use vulgar language.)

You married man, what will your wife think of you, huh? Stick to your lane mahn, you forcing us to be single because we can’t afford to buy them those fenty shoes or take them for an 80-dollar bill date on a night out. you giving us stress on the real though!

How about you stick to your lane, rather, stick to your wives. If you continue this way, I hardly think we’ll get ourselves wives when the time comes to marry. Not unless you want us to marry your teenage daughters when we are 40 years by then.

Leave our ladies alone!

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